A couple of salesmen came to my door recently selling security systems.
I listened patiently to their pitch (I haven't got my No Soliciting sign up yet). As they started asking their sales questions assesing my needs, the conversation went something like this:
"Do you currently have a security system?"
"Yes"
"Do you mind if we ask which security system it is?"
"It's BLUE"
"I don't believe I ever heard of that system, how long have you had it?"
"I've had BLUE about ten years."
"Well, it might be time to update your security system."
"Naw, BLUE works just fine"
"How much do you pay for BLUE?"
"It varies"
"Well I'm sure our system is more up to date."
"BLUE let me know when you two guys were walking up the sidewalk. Can your system do that?"
"Well, no....... BLUE can do that?"
"Yep, so if you fellows don't mind, I think I'll just stay with BLUE."
As they were leaving Blue slipped out the door and followed behind them. I called to him, "Come on, Blue".
As my dog came back in the house, one of the men looked back at me as if to say, Now I get it, you idiot.
Good dog, Blue.
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3 comments:
That is hilarious. Keep those stories coming!
We use to have a security system. Our brand was Paco. We no longer have that system, but it worked very well.It worked like a charm for 9 years. The kids want to get a new security system sometime. Shari is just about over losing the one we had. Hopefully the next one will work just as well. Kelly also lost his security system a few months back. He had his for close to 13 years.
Karl
Gotta love that Blue!!! What a great security system! Beats anything else, right???
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